Fortunately, woodland creatures don’t hire lawyers

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    The “I’ve just spent 14 days in the bush digging holes and staying in a dry camp” beer hits like a fucking freight train. You’re exhausted, been craving beer for weeks, and your muscles ache. It’s consumed after a hot shower, a shave, and some scrubbing to try and get the dirt out of the fold of your neck. It’s all that is cold (but also warming!) bubbly goodness


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    those beers are a necessity for grad school. I do a metric fuckton of technical reading and writing. The “Fuck you, braincells, slake your thirst in a sea of alcoholic foam and recall what it’s like to be human again” beer hits hard.

    i also call it the “If I tilt my head, my brains will pour out my ears beer”