The, “I just need to steady my hands” beer.
The “I’m starving and just spent the last of my change on this” beer.
The “just opened” beer, no matter the circumstances.
The beer for gurgling after brushing teeth
My life is falling a part beer.
The I am going to fight everyone in the bar beer.
I just got rid of the body beer.
I just saw a stripper shoot out ping pong balls with Cotton beer.
Told my family I was getting milk beer.
The inappropriate funeral beer.Father and son first beer together
Also only known well after the fact: the last one …
☠️ My dad can’t drink anymore and I already don’t remember our last beer together.
Hangover beer
The “I’m not an alcoholic, you’re the alcoholic” beer.
Edit. Spelling
The “This group of friends are all moving to different areas of the country and we may never all get together again” beer
I don’t think I’ve seen this one specifically, the I’ve partied all night taking substances and waited till the liquor stores opened to buy beer, for the rest of the day partying.
Only done that one a few times but it’s a damn good beer. Mean unless you just want more substances, sometimes but to be honest that’s the first good beer I ever had was that beer. I never enjoyed it much before that time. Was a corona of all things heh but been up for over a day so whatever.
More of a honey lager type overall or a good stout, which I have trouble finding beyond Guiness but still got many small breweries to check out. Not that I don’t like Guiness but there must be something similar that’s not Guiness. Just enjoy new tastes, often more than I enjoy the actual taste heh.
Similar to their concept of the post-yardwork, let me introduce “the 'miring”, the beer you have after completing some DIY project, drunk in silent contemplation of the result.
Partner: “All done love?” Me: “Yep, just having a 'miring. Be with you in a minute.”
The post beer beer
Friday afternoon, right after work, with no plans for the weekend.
Extremely specialized case, but the “thank fuck I’m done with that booze-free 28-day tug boat hitch” beer slaps like forbidden love.
From what I understand.
Shower beer
This is a good one. Used to work 12h night shifts and that 9:30 am shower beer was heavenly.
Funny story: When I was in college, my friends and I went on a ski trip over spring break. Being broke college students, we stayed at someone in the group’s brother’s apartment, who lived there. It was jam-packed, with 8 of us on the living room floor in sleeping bags. We were all heavy drinkers (college) and did a power hour after the slopes closed on one of the days. For anyone who doesn’t know, a power hour is one shot of beer every minute for an hour. It adds up to 90 Oz or 7.5 cans of beer over an hour. Since we were all sweaty from skiing, and there was only 1 shower, everyone was taking turns with the shower beers to keep up with the power hour. I puked right after finishing. Good times.
