Our enemy cat/my soulcat’s rival comes over to attack our windows. Sprays right under the window I like to open at night for fresh air I hate that little fucker she will see the inside of a sack one of these days. She used to fight our cats but now it doesn’t matter if the cats are there. She likes attacking the windows. You can give her two scritches then she hisses and claws if you don’t back off.

My soulcat got out when my evil estranged sil was visiting (her mother died, hospitality can extend that far even though she ended up abusing it. Cat got out a door we don’t use I wonder how) and my sweetie is an indoor cat. She only usually wants to go out in my arms. So when I heard a catfight on my roof as I was arriving home on my bike… I was Irritated but Proud because my little junkyard baby beat the everloving shit out of her rival and the rival is practically feral. The rival jumped off the nearest point of the roof, which happened to be the highest point, catted away and we didn’t see her for a day. Meanwhile Sweetums is laying so proud and triumphant at the tallest point on this clay tile roof that I really don’t want to get up on.

So I gave her 10 of celebrations, got some help from my family indoors keeping an eye on her and grabbing treats and ladders. Then at the 3 easiest access points to the roof we played a game of Who Does The Cat Love The Most.

Cat tax, this is the other one but I love this picture it is my favorite recent photo of my cats