is the cat a qualifed observer>

So this is how I find out I’m colorblind. My cat says rstisyitsixiidplxtltuxrpuzrlugkzulxlyxky

i thought they canceled that whole thing because krasnov’s ego got bruised

yeah like can you help me think up some swears i’m really tired comrade

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it was the textbook we were required to use and the difference between that and what we were learning in class. I was noticing the gap.

no it isn’t. it’s about those “eat a 25 oz steak in 60 minutes” places. they didn’t even have the decency to give her a shirt. THE SEXISM

i like to give my cat forehead kisses because why have a cat if you cannot kiss them on their cute little foreheads.

it’s been a week. i woke up this morning, which was a surprise in itself (i don’t exactly sleep these days) and my kitten was giving me forehead kisses. she’s never done that before. at least not when i’ve been awake.

she never wants to be a sweetie when other people are around, kind of like how when you were in high school and didn’t want your mom showing affection. i mean unless it’s to make the person she really wants affection from jealous, she is a cat. specifically she is a tough cat. they found her in a dumpster behind the Paco Taco by the freeway and She Was Doing Fine (that is the story we made up for her before we got her from Kitty Jail. She is a Survivor!) but she loves it here and needs a snuggle when no one’s looking.

I remember in 7th grade social studies (on the edge of the SF bay area in the 90s for crab godssake) we had to do a little assignment where we made up pros and cons of slavery.

the pros i made up were absolute bullshit “uh maybe the technology was better in the states than africa so even with slavery quality of life improved? that doesn’t sound right but maybe i don’t know” racist fucking ass shit turd bull fuck assignment.

sorry i’m like 10 years behind on my swears i got some catching up to do

my hyperfocus (i’m not adhd, i just love my adhd peeps) did because i paid too much attention and pointed out the gaps to my favorite history teacher in high school (after class, i’m not an asshole. well, not an asshole all the time). first month he gave me the book “lies my teacher told me” with the note “Good! Keep thinking critically about what you are learning! This book too!” or something like that, it’s in a box somewhere (i don’t have room to unpack my entire library here, i’ve got 2 bookshelves of books waiting to be unpacked).

when the core has nothing inside it, the abs flex inwards instead of doing what they’re supposed to. that was a fun thing to learn.

Or even worse, just not show up

Man I literally had this moment yesterday after you me

yeah i owe like $50 to Onoskelis

invisible butt goo

wait dammit let me try again
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legal where? because i always want to break at least one law while i’m using my computer. Right now i’m pooping in the computer lab in a library

i want to put up a sign by the billboard FUNERAL HOME [where the hell is my coffee] that says “if you were dead you’d be here already”