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if you are buying stuff for your cat that isn’t cardboard boxes, ping pong balls, crumpled paper and laser pointers, you are not doing it correctly.

scratch posts are a grey area.

uuuh… you expected woman from archlinuxwoman and got rtfm?

what do you mean everybody knows you gotta be a neuroscientist billionaire or else you failed in life.

“slavery wasn’t that bad, actually”

this one is just sad.

what a terrible infliction our global community is going through.

i will always say this, but these protests are the perfect time to organize your leftist friends to dress in red hammer and sickles and go talk to the libs.

stockholm syndrome? i don’t know how this works, but this one borders the sad.

that’s a cute one

i was being specific about ‘these’ cats who hate it. some of them will eventually get used to it if you can’t resist.

funny thing is these cats don’t actually like belly rubs. it actually bothers them to have their vital organs touched.

your mistake is using facebook in the first place.

TIL drivers in my city are very kinky

i’m real because i’m here.

can’t vouch for everything else though sorry.