I’m so focused on mentally getting my story straight that I completely miss the other introductions.
i end up one-upping everyone and feeling bad
That’s social anxiety not introversion.
Normally I fully agree with this sentiment whenever it comes up, but here I’m not so sure. I absolutely loathe talking about myself to anybody unless we’re already on a specific topic I’m interested in.
I just make shit up to sound cool.
I do the opposite. My name is … And i read.
Uhm anything else?
No thank you.
This just happened at my grandmother’s funeral of all places. Wtf.
Yeah, a funeral is not the appropriate time for this kind of bullshit.
If somebody expected me to participate in that, there would be another funeral.
I’m sorry… :( …were you close?
And what’s a fun fact about you related to the deceased?
And say a little something about what brought you here today!
I’m fucking leaving.
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to grey-rock some strangers. I am managing their expectations, not unlike a opossum playing dead
Pass
Who am I? None of your business!
