Janx

Jon with the wisdom and a 1st-class dumper.

Becca also watched this cat arrange their paws for five minutes. Who actually wasted their time? No one, that’s who.

Superman himself couldn’t make the leap from “you should do the right thing, even if it kills you” to “mentally-ill people should commit suicide”.

Hello! I’d like to sign up to either play videogames with you, or plow your wife, please. But not both at the same time.

A young, horny woman who was overt and sex-positive with her sexuality and specific kinks… I 1000% hope she deleted her account because she wanted to, not due to harassment, but I doubt it. Regardless, I salute violet08! 🫡 Go live your best horny life…

So Mr Mueller was a horny, armpit-licking young woman this whole time!? Really makes you think…

They really are. I visit a location with one of these regularly  and a pleasant loudspeaker says “Welcome to [shopping area], please report any disturbances” and I immediately feel like I’m in Half-Life, or another dystopian video game…