☠️ My dad can’t drink anymore and I already don’t remember our last beer together.

So… a status-dominance game.

Robot vacuums are like “robot” dishwashers. They’re helpful, but a huge percentage of the physical work remains.

I want a robot dishwasher that collects dirty dishes around the apartment, loads them, runs the cycle, puts away the clean dishes, and re-runs the still dirty dishes.

I want a robot maid that picks up all the stuff on the floor, puts it away, vacuums the floor without getting stuck on a chair, cleans the tops of throw rugs without moving them, empties its contents into the trash, and cleans the hair off its own axles.