I’ve worked in tech since I was 16, and this has never not been true.
Verrrry “fun with dick and Jane” vibes.
How do you like those eggs Florentine??!!
First thing I thought too lol
Second I thought was “Prepare three envelopes”
Roger roger
reminds me of this bit in IT Crowd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEpKcBkkVMY
Such a good show
RIP Trevor, and congrats to Zach (these statements are unrelated).
Hive mind vibes…
How is he gonna climb that ladder if he doesn’t have two hands free?
You underestimate the motivation of someone leaving a hell hole of a company
In the trope they don’t climb the ladder, they just ride on it.
It’s okay, he has a golden parachute
I’d personally just hold it with my teeth as soon as I’m done with my little chat. But chances are he’ll just hang from it movie style- nevermind how he’ll get off.
Maybe he’s not planning on taking the briefcase. Maybe it contains a firebomb he’s going to heave into the office once he’s safely outside.
This seems like a bad sign
Reminded me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8Goawnz230
