You say that as a joke but I’m pretty sure this clown is also one of the quacks who regularly talked about the “health benefits” of butthole tanning.

Nah, I definitely have ADHD because otherwise my amphetamines wouldn’t be acting as a sleep aid.

Nah, if the family comes for a visit unanounced then they can fucking visit outside.

I’d go on a few dates with a fence post if it approched me first.