How is everyone just glasing over the cannibalism part?!? Or am i just out of the joke?
bite is good

stares at you in the eyes meow meow meow :3
mrrp mrrp mrow meow ( ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ ‸ ⁽⁽ ⁰ ⁾⁾ )
“Are you appro–”

omg squid girl :D
I don’t want to imagine what OP’s Pokémon trainer class is given everything below the tip of the pyramid.
what does this mean??
When two Trainers’ eyes meet, it’s battle time!
You were born a Pokémon trainer in a world without Pokémon.
i could always just be the pokemon for all the trainers in need :3
It’s not pegging when it’s girls - At that point it’s just anal
girls can have a little-a peg, as a treat
I know you’re joking but it really does frustrate me seeing people calling it pegging - Like, no the whole point of the term pegging is that it’s reversing typical heterosexual intimate gender roles by having the girl be the giver and the guy be the taker.
So … Nope, girls can peg but not be pegged






