When I was explaining my German friend that there is no alcohol allowed (technically) on the campus in France, he replied: “What?! I was drinking beer all the time during my studies, why do you even study if you can drink in the morning?!”
Don’t you worry, during my masters in France I was borderline alcoholic. We find ways.
The “it’s my 3rd Mass at the bierfest and we are dancing standing up on the bench” beer.
FYI, a Mass is the standard 1L beer in Germany, in the bierfest they only come in that size.