Pretty sure he’s forgetting the constant variable, where x equals the times the cook uses the porta potty divided by the times he washes his hands.

(i.e division by zero = butthole undefined, or maybe infinite diarrhea).

Jesus, with the horrible and steady descent into hell over the past years, I totally forgot about that. Ah, the nostalgia of the past when these clowns were so scary that they got bumped up to terrorists.