Because they are so ubiquitous that it is impossible to find a control group. Quite literally every single person on the planet has micro plastics in them.

Well if you aren’t visiting . Kz, or . kz adjacent websites - you probably don’t need to worry about them.

This is why the one who does the cooking should do the dishes.

When I am done cooking?

The only dishes are the plates we eat off of, and the utensils.

It is not difficult to clean as you go .

My wife somehow uses every single pot, pan, cutting board, and cooking utensil we own. Like good damn it was just a grilled cheese. What happened

I have no air and I must scream

They don’t have that in New Math.

They prefer to be called power bottoms

Yes

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It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose; that is not a weakness, but a part of life.

• Jean Luc Picard

Word to live by.

Are you sure?

I mean my ADHD has me constantly doing things. But it doesn’t mean those things are in a logical priority.

Need to get that project done for work by tomorrow?

Sure, why don’t I start with the laundry, and then the dishes so that I “don’t have any distractions” and ooh that dishwasher is filthy, and… Had that lightbulb always been broken? I better go to the store to get a replacement. Ugh and now I’m so hungry, better cook dinner. What better time to learn a new recipe…

My entire life is that scene from Malcom in the Middle

https://youtu.be/5W4NFcamRhM

It’s even worse, they laid off approximately 12,000 employees in 2024 alone.

So even after everything, the profit of alphabet group was obscene.

Good news everyone! You can now have multiple dysfunctional relationships at the same time.

Just take that marriage, open her right up, and your problems will just walk right out the front door.