Plot twist. You told him you used to sneak some extra halloween candy in the mornings as a kid before your mom woke up. It was years prior, but you swore him to secrecy. And the doctor respects the oath.

“You there! Open this gate posthaste! Yes, I can fit through the gate. That’s not the point! The point is bossing you around, servant…”

I know that face. She’s feeling relaxion, and total trust in you, but also her body is tensed up because she’s ticklish.

“Ok, this is just a bit of oxygen. Hey, what’s your bank account number?” Mwa ha ha ha! You’ll remember NOTHING!!!

Ublock, filter out the term “linux” and “trump” on lemmy.

…huh, look at that. Lemmy has 6 posts total. Thats 2 more than yesterday! The fediverse is growing!

No, only debit.

This is why I don’t want and won’t have kids. I spent my entire childhood asking “why would you bring me here, if you don’t want me?”

Actually, after 9/11 Mr T stopped wearing gold chains. He said he found it disrespectful to keep flaunting wealth when so many people had just lost so much.

Ok. Here’s the thing. I don’t know how linux works. I don’t know what systemd is. All I know is that all around the world we got clowns who know less about linux than I do trying to dictate the entire worldwide internet to cater to their specific geographical location, regardless of where the user is.

Then I hear systemd is openly trying to bow at the knee before these laws are even in effect.

And yes, the current system is you as a user inputting your birthday with zero verification.

But the gov of california has already said that before these laws go into effect they’ll be looking for stricter laws with checks in place. These systems are not in place now. Nor do they even know what they will turn out to be.

When asked about this, the gov said “We’re working on it.”

Then systemd comes along, ready to bend all of linux to their whims. So I put two and two together and decided this whole thing is pissing me off.

pets the shadow

They’re so expressive!!! I don’t even know what that expression is, but they are expressing it HARD!!!

Republicans truly know how to find the weakest, stupidest, least genuine humans among us.

Yes, but…it works. Kamala isn’t president, and half tbe country loves trump and his hateful messaging.

I got some bad news about tomorrow, kiddo…

I want that shirt