🍉 Albert 🍉

personally disorder? that’s the personality equivalent of amazing boobs

so you’re saying that are more valuable now?

I’ll only attend femboy hooters if they are unionized

some girls are gassy

Woman of ass destruction.

Pegging

wouldn’t say echochambers are immune, maybe communities where users know each other. like if anyone who knew me read it, they would immediately realize it’s sarcasm. but without any context, sarcasm is indistinguishable from a stupid idea.

wonder how many times I’ve agreed with a nazi, because he was being sarcastic and I didn’t realize.

don’t give me hope. please let it be real

sorry. I’ll take all the responsibility of forgetting the “/s”.

thought it was clearly sarcasm, because duh.

carry on.

was trying to make it a clearly obvious point against that argument.

There were fewer humans a century ago. and there were no human caused ecological crisis back then.

it isn’t the number of people really, but the exploitative economic system they use.

/s!!! /s!!!

btw, humans managed the extinction of megafauna when where were around a million humans 10 thousand years ago.

“I cAn FiX HeR”

bullshit, she’s already perfect

selfish cunt

him being a pedophile racist dictator with a long documented history of lying and grifting was a good thing for his supporters. they saw him as relatable.

the problem for them is that gas prices went up. so now it affects them a little bit.

2 options, given that they coevolved with tall trees, it’ll likely lives in places with trees taller than them, so they were safe from lightning.

Another option, is that they frequently got hit if walking in a clearing, and therefore evolved to survive lightning.

nah, Arithmetic Mean girls, then a sequel of Geometry mean girls, and Harmonic mean girls

that’s what drugs are for. I can be stupider

imagine a yuri/yaoi crossover? that would be so weird

Adventure time did it

biggest one tops

WASP are far more toxic and dangerous than wasp, that’s why it’s in uppercase

headpats the kind ones were a bit of a wiggle