BillyClark

Downvotes are meaningless, except to give me a list of usernames who don’t know how to participate in adult discussions. I don’t have much in the way of respect for people who take stock in them. Donald Trump got the most votes in 2024, and it doesn’t mean anything except that tens of millions of people made a poor decision when voting.

I literally just explained it to you. I’m not being cagey. I think you must be used to not getting jokes, so I’m not sure why you’re blaming me.

You don’t understand the humor of hearing about something that seems to be a coincidence, and then hearing a separate example that is overtly terrible in the same way?

Honestly, it’s a little weird that people can’t identify such obvious shitposting in a meme community. This is the second time it’s happened in two weeks.

I guess the meme would work better if it wasn’t a cat hideaway sort of thing or cat tree or whatever. Cats often use the shit out of those. On the other hand, if it’s just a cat bed…

It didn’t help their cause when they coincidentally came out with the “Fascist Fedora” release, and they had to decide to stop naming their releases after types of governments.

With this comic, I will now be better prepared. If something like this happens, I will simply say, “Hooray! My very own butt-snipes! Thank you! Where are the tongs?”

Just wait until the next time the groundskeeper comes by with his lawnmower.

The jokes on you! I don’t know what my bank account number is and I can barely remember my phone number!

Are they… Are they holding those signs with their gills?

I was next to a truck the other day, and the driver looked like he was in severe distress. He must have been thinking, “I really want people to know what an irredeemable unrepentant asshole I am, but there are a few people out there who can’t figure it out just by looking at my large, shiny pickup truck that has obviously never been used to haul anything. Even though that’s a 100% guarantee. If only I could afford to roll coal again! This is all Joe Biden’s fault.”

I’m just kidding. Who can afford to drive these days?

I’m glad nobody is watching me all the time and making fun of the things I do and posting it to the internet. I don’t know how many countless times I’ve done something even more worthless than trying to put my feet on a piece of paper.

If you’ve ever used one of those compasses, you’ll know that you can open the compass wide or hold it at a specific angle and you’ll be able to use the pencil like a normal pencil. It’s just a little more awkward than a normal pencil since the sharp pointy end is loose.

So really this comic is about a person who blames other people for their own failures.

I’m good enough. I’m smart enough… Now, who is that mysterious cat in the wall staring back at me?

“If I speak my bigotry outright, then people will think poorly of me. I better lie all the time to pretend like I’m not a bigot. That technically makes me a bigot and a pathological liar, but I will insist it’s neither.”

I’m just kidding. I am pretty sure these people also lack the self awareness to have such revelations.

What a twist. The guy who owns a boat knows how to swim. I do enjoy the abject stupidity of the elf’s hatred for humans in this comic.

You know those influencers who are like makeup addicts? They often use shading or tape to change the shape of their faces. I wonder whether they could fool facial recognition technology as well.

The difference being that a person made up like that won’t stand out as much as a person wearing Juggalo makeup.