“Hey remember that one toy that came with the happy meal? Yeah that one was awesome, I wonder what happened to that franchise. Oops the name is gone and the internet doesn’t help, guess we’re thinking about this every two days now. (If anyone would know=> it’s monster trucks with mouths alla Jayce and the wheeled warriors, but more modernised, early 90’s?)

Or how about that small rubber suctioncup thingy that looked like one of those green guys from Commander Keen? Was it? You’ll never know. Some kid stole it from you probably. Think about that one daily why don’t you.

Hey remember those collectible cards that came with the candy, they had tattoo like artwork on it?…”

Every fucking single day. And it’s just there not serving any purpose aside from nostalgia. Shut up already brain.