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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

The trauma

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The trauma

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    Must have been Jimmy John’s. That place serves mayo by the gallon. I hate them.

  • Dogiedog64@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Mr. Mayonnaise back at it again…

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.worldM
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    11 hours ago

    …oh, submarine sandwich.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      “If you fill my sub with mayo, how am I supposed to breathe while down in the water?”

  • unalivejoy@lemmy.zip
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    I’d also get stressed when someone puts too much “mayo” on my “sub”

    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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      Yea, only I’m allowed to fill my sub with mayo!

      • diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf
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        But anyone can cleanup the extra mayo off your sub, right?

        • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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          Of course, assuming they ask nicely

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    • three@lemmy.zip
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      I wish that were me

      • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works
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        11 hours ago

        You don’t need our permission to fuck a sandwich.

        • three@lemmy.zip
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          No no, I want to be the sandwich.

          • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works
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            9 hours ago

            My bad, good luck and be careful with the lettuce.

  • Aviandelight @mander.xyz
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    My cousin told me our grandfather’s last words were literally “No mayo.” She left his bedside to make him a sandwich he had requested and when she got back with it he’d passed.

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      10 hours ago

      but was the sandwich made with mayo?

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      He died not eating what he didn’t like.

    • DrPop@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      He knew.

  • jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org
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    “Plenty” = “none”

    Mayo doesn’t go on a sub.

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      10 hours ago

      if mayonnaise does not go on a sandwich, what does it go on?

      • Vreyan31@reddthat.com
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        Not all sandwiches are subs. There are plenty of other sandwiches, like those weird cucumber sandwiches, you can put your mayo on.

        • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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          8 hours ago

          I’ve never heard such a strange to me sandwich opinion before. is this a cultural thing?

          mayo on subs is a common occurrence in Canada. and I’m not just talking about at Subway

      • jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org
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        It does not go specifically on a sub sandwich.

        A sub sandwich gets oil and vinegar

        Mayo is great on a BLT, or a Hamburger, but these are not subs

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          8 hours ago

          I guess I should have checked the username

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